Money, Lies, Drapes and Nazis

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve changed my attitude towards money – okay I’ve become cheaper

Cryogenics

THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE

At any rate, I figured if cryogenics was good enough for Ted, it was worth looking into

Cemetery Slogans

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Lately I’ve been getting a lot of advertisements and letters from funeral homes. Do they know something I don’t know?

Stress!!

THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE

Lately I’ve been feeling stressed out and have really been on edge, maybe I need a little help

IQ Tests

Even my Uncle Hy, who thought that spider monkeys came from the mating of a monkey and a spider, was considered a genius

Bad Behavior

THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE

Like the time I left Maureen Mosely in the movies

My Weapon Against Scams

THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE

You see, my family has a special talent for driving anybody crazy

Growing Up?

THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE

Of all the potential natural catastrophes, accidents and disasters you wouldn’t think an elevator in a four-story building would be high on the list