February 28, 2023
Sy Rosen
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The Wisdom of Intermissions
I know where we went wrong. It’s the simple fact that there are no more intermissions in the movies.
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Naked Redemption
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
As I got older, I started looking back on my life ... not with pleasure but obsessing about all the mistakes
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Money, Lies, Drapes and Nazis
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve changed my attitude towards money – okay I’ve become cheaper
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Cryogenics
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
At any rate, I figured if cryogenics was good enough for Ted, it was worth looking into
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Cemetery Slogans
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Lately I’ve been getting a lot of advertisements and letters from funeral homes. Do they know something I don’t know?
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Stress!!
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Lately I’ve been feeling stressed out and have really been on edge, maybe I need a little help
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IQ Tests
Even my Uncle Hy, who thought that spider monkeys came from the mating of a monkey and a spider, was considered a genius
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My Weapon Against Scams
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
You see, my family has a special talent for driving anybody crazy
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Growing Up?
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Of all the potential natural catastrophes, accidents and disasters you wouldn’t think an elevator in a four-story building would be high on the list