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February 28, 2023

Sy Rosen

There's one social and cultural consequence of this financial downturn that hasn’t been reported yet

Waitresses call me “hon” or “dear” and flirt with me because they know I’m completely harmless

I know where we went wrong. It’s the simple fact that there are no more intermissions in the movies.

As I got older, I started looking back on my life ... not with pleasure but obsessing about all the mistakes

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve changed my attitude towards money – okay I’ve become cheaper

At any rate, I figured if cryogenics was good enough for Ted, it was worth looking into

Lately I’ve been getting a lot of advertisements and letters from funeral homes. Do they know something I don’t know?

Lately I’ve been feeling stressed out and have really been on edge, maybe I need a little help

Even my Uncle Hy, who thought that spider monkeys came from the mating of a monkey and a spider, was considered a genius

Like the time I left Maureen Mosely in the movies

You see, my family has a special talent for driving anybody crazy

Of all the potential natural catastrophes, accidents and disasters you wouldn’t think an elevator in a four-story building would be high on the list