February 28, 2023
Sy Rosen
Stories this photo appears in:
Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door
LIFE PERSPECTIVES
I’ve been wondering who of my deceased friends, loved ones, and relatives would greet me in that tunnel
Splitting the Bill
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
There's one social and cultural consequence of this financial downturn that hasn’t been reported yet
Dealing with Anger
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Waitresses call me “hon” or “dear” and flirt with me because they know I’m completely harmless
The Wisdom of Intermissions
I know where we went wrong. It’s the simple fact that there are no more intermissions in the movies.
Naked Redemption
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
As I got older, I started looking back on my life ... not with pleasure but obsessing about all the mistakes
Money, Lies, Drapes and Nazis
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve changed my attitude towards money – okay I’ve become cheaper
Cryogenics
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
At any rate, I figured if cryogenics was good enough for Ted, it was worth looking into
Cemetery Slogans
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Lately I’ve been getting a lot of advertisements and letters from funeral homes. Do they know something I don’t know?
Stress!!
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Lately I’ve been feeling stressed out and have really been on edge, maybe I need a little help
IQ Tests
Even my Uncle Hy, who thought that spider monkeys came from the mating of a monkey and a spider, was considered a genius
My Weapon Against Scams
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
You see, my family has a special talent for driving anybody crazy
Growing Up?
THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Of all the potential natural catastrophes, accidents and disasters you wouldn’t think an elevator in a four-story building would be high on the list