“What the heck!”

What the heck!

Thank you spell check

for making more work,

turning me into a jerk,

changing the meaning I sent

to something not meant.

Now I seem rude,

with a bad attitude.

That’s how it goes—

just one of my woes

regarding the texting…

which can sometimes be vexing.

Well this is sad—

really my bad.

Here I deflect.

It’s called auto correct.

Denise Pearl is a retired preschool teacher and mother of three who loves to travel and resides in Sammamish.

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