“The Sinister Slipper”
As I got up in the night to go to the pot,
my slipper attacked me. I kid you not.
I sat on the bed and looked at the beast,
not a worry in my head, not in the least.
Slipping my foot inside, it grabbed my toe,
making a loud pop, as I surveyed my foe.
I lifted my foot and yelled in pain,
while saying words most profane.
The toe turned swollen, black and blue,
as I thought of the moral of this story true.
Don’t worry about traffic and things like that,
the bigger danger is a slipper attack.
As time goes on, I try to forget,
that fateful event I so regret.
But try as I may, I don’t feel so chipper,
Just thinking about that sinister slipper.
Keith Wollen is a retired professor from Washington State University, where he taught and conducted research.
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