The Flummoxed Life of a Female

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Garden Embrace
| July 4, 2022

The Flummoxed Life of a Female

There are men who think

women are merely an addendum.

One who must “splenderize” their beings,

to add to the

“Illustrious master’s image.”

What fools they are!

They’d be worth but a quarter each

should they lose the affection

of one garden embrace.

Poor rascal…

Make your whole life over again!

Charles N. Inge is a Lynden, Washington resident and frequent writer for Northwest Prime Time. This is an excerpt of his views on The Flummoxed Life of a Female.

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